Friday, July 24, 2009

Confessions of a Cerealaholic

I have a confession to make....actually I could make several, like I have a bad habit of not closing cupboard doors behind me, but there is one I need to get off my chest. I'm a Cerealaholic.

There, I said it, now everyone one knows.

I grew up in a family of 6 (two parents, 4 kids). My parents did not have an abundance of money to spend on raising 4 kids so in the morning cereal consisted of a big box of Corn Flakes or Rice Krispies and often those bland but hugely economical and extremely large bags of puffed wheat. I didn't really care, I ate it all. I did not know Breakfast is the most important meal of the day (which it is), nor could I understand those people who said "I just can't eat anything in the morning." When I got up in the morning it was directly to the cereal cupboard, whereupon I would grab whatever box was up there and probably leave the cupboard door open. Sometimes on cold winter days my Dad would make us hot Oatmeal, Red River or my favorite, Cream of Wheat. When we visited grandparents in Kalamazoo Michigan they would buy us Kix Cereal, something we could not, and still can't, get in Canada. I still remember one drive home in the back of the VW Van with kids running amok as we did not have to wear seatbelts in the 70s and eating a box of Corn Flakes dry, stuffing handfuls into my mouth and crunch, crunch, crunching away.

Then there are those decadent sugary cereals. We were never allowed them as kids. I suspect because they were expensive and 4 kids could wolf down a box in one sitting. But, oh, how I longed for Cracker Jack or Frosted Flakes (They'rrrrre Great) and my all time fave, Cap'n Crunch! I Love, love love Cap'n Crunch. Nevermind the bad spelling, nevermind the fact it contains 13grams of sugar and 230 mg of salt and no fiber to speak of; in my mid40s, I still adore Cap'n Crunch.

Old ingrained habits die hard so once I had children of my own I would also buy the economical, big boxes of Corn Flakes or Rice Krispies and would pass by those heavily laden sugar cereals. I wanted to set a good example for my own kids you see. But at Christmas time I would buy each of them a box of the most sugary cereal, wrap it up and put it under the tree. They make for a cheap Christmas present you know. My kids are now 18 and 21 and they still insist on their box of cereal under the tree.

But now, I buy a box of Cap'n Crunch even when it isn't Christmas, just because I love it so. In fact, I just polished off a couple of boxes this week (they were on sale). I can't help it, I'm a Cerealaholic.


  1. Maybe I can get my husband to come out of the cereal closet and join you! His passion is round and fruity and has a big toucan on the box. My point? You are NOT alone!

  2. I'm with you on the Cap'n Crunch...still my favorite...the only problem is if I do have it, I have to eat it super fast because it gets soggy quick and I HATE soggy cereal!
    I get the whole raising 4 kids and large boxes of cereal...(another problem with Cap'n Crucnch, comes in such small boxes).Honey Combs are a mainstay with Rice Krispies and Raisin Bran following close behind. When the "treat"cereals do come in the house, they have to be in multiples because 4 kids and a hubby who all seem to think cereal makes one of the best snacks ever, will polish off one in seconds.
    I didn't know your book was you have them at the house, I'd like to pick one up if they are.

  3. Cyndi I prefer the bland cereal in the morning (my fave Cherios)but at night Captain Crunch, Fruit Loops, Cinnamin Toast Crunch and Apple Streudal Frosted Mini Wheats are my hips little piece of heaven

  4. Wow, Apple Streudal Frosted Mini wheats - never even HEARD of them. Will definitely have to check them out. And Yes, Jen, I have copies at the house of my book. I will even autograph your copy (ha, Ha, Ha).

  5. I too am a cerealaholic!

    Special K and cocoa pebbles for me :)

    You have an awesome blog! I'll be watching your updates...

    stop by mine if you ever have the chance! :D

  6. lol...I buy cereal...planning on eating it...then months later end up tossing it out cause it has gone stale.